Oh, the Travesty of Being Poor!

I have a friend on Facebook that provided my main entertainment today by complaining about how hard it is to be poor. She just has to work so hard to keep up, she lamented, since she no longer has a maid coming every other week. And it took her forever to mop her floors today because she has a 5000 sq. ft. house and only 6 of the 7 bedrooms are carpeted, leaving her extensive areas of travertine tile to mop.

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that or I might have snorted liquid out of my nose!